Officer John Conner
For the "chief of police", Officer Conner is pretty bad at his job. He didn't even bother to help me once Gerald told him off! If he can't arrest an obvious criminal, how can I expect him to help me at all?? Gerald called him "John" so I assume that's his first name. I guess they're on a first-name basis. I wonder how long they've worked together?
Officer Conner works at the local police station.
Fun facts about John Conner:
• Apparently Officer Conner shares the same name as a videogame character (I don't remember which game)
• Officer Conner's last name is based off some family-friends of ours. My family used to hang out at their house when I was younger. They've since moved to Florida, but our families keep in touch. Fun fact! During Hurricane Sandy, their back porch was ripped clean off their house. They never found the porch, lol.
• This webpage doesn't have enough text to trigger reader view, so I'm adding extra filler here to trigger it. As the comic is updated, the wiki will update as well. And since everything here (beside Vallerie's page and the FAQ) is written from Vallerie's POV, some information will change depending on what she learns. If she learns something new about a character, she'll update it here. But remember, Vallerie can be wrong. And, more importantly, some characters may lie to Vallerie.
Officer John Conner
Old
Man
Blonde hair (greying), wrinkly, fat
Police Chief (title alone)